As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. If you tell your friend that you're down for a lunch date, then cancel at the last minute, that's lame. The son was delighted and decided to spend the next night in the warehouse rather than at home. You can display confidence, even if you're feeling lame and not especially confident, simply in the way that you speak. I'll arrange it with the undertaker. You have a speech impediment. What did you do with the diaper? Try to pull back some and look at the bigger picture, so you don't sound out of touch with others.
What we call lame is often the result of low self-esteem. I've hated your looks from the start they gave me. Now he has to prepare for the dance. If you want to avoid this kind of behavior,. Suddenly, from out of the gloom, comes an ominous bump…bump…bump. In your case, one would have been better than none. He quickens his pace, running as fast as he can go, but the coffin only pursues more quickly.
He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed! Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Again, there's no one way to look that's cool, and one way that's lame. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up? If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit. What's the latest dope - besides you? If you don't get how high-waisted pants or flat-brim caps could possibly be cool, then don't wear them. I always yawn when I'm interested. Nobody feels confident and assured all the time, but it's lame to constantly ask other people to reassure you that you're ok.
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jaywalking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change. Unnerved, he picks up his pace, finally breaking into a panicked run. Also, so obviously scripted to stroke the viewer's ego. He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks. I'm blonde, what's your excuse? He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
So he takes off to go, and he sees this huge line going out of the bathroom. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum. Or We had a really lame ie, weak turnout at our meeting last night hardly anybody showed up. You grow on people - like a wart! That is way more than those two things cost. Do you need them to pay your phone bill for you, or might you take on a part-time job and take that responsibility for yourself? But if you really want to go to the pool, have the courage to go as you are and be comfortable, or make the changes you want to see. People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back. I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it. If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth! The husband dies again and finally the woman dies as well. I consider you something a vulture would eat. Confident people walk through the halls like they feel comfortable in who they are, and like they belong. When you mess up, you can make a million excuses for why what you did was wrong, why you failed, or what you didn't have that would have helped you succeed.
Be honest and have the bravery to tell the truth. It's lame to talk if you don't have anything to say. He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry. You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk. So he goes to the local store and there is a huge line. Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night.
Here are 60 more lame but clever jokes for you to amuse, or annoy friends with, courtesy of this. Before you came along we were hungry. We have a drink named after you! You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you. I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't help me! Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? People say I've no taste, but I like you. I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire! Finally, they get to the front and buy a dress.