You are as useful as jokes. Some Uselessly Useful Facts 2018-10-01

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Dumb as a List of Insults

you are as useful as jokes

My meat in your grill Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend The only vowels I need are U and I Do you need a napkin? Because baby, without you I'm going crazy. If you know some good insults that are not on this page yet, then submit them. A few beers short of a six-pack. The cheese slid off his cracker. Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. Cause you make me want to dive in. Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild? Cause i can see myself in your pants Excuse me, do you have a quarter? Are you a high jumper because u make my bar go up.

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New Pick Up Lines

you are as useful as jokes

I heard you have an opening you need filled. Boy: Lets play the firetruck game! Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box. After her pleas fell on deaf ears, Leola decided to take matters into her own hands. We have divided and organized all the jokes, riddles, insults and pick up lines into different categories, to make is easier for you to find your favorites pieces. Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball! I hope you enjoyed these good insults. We're both fine specimans lets say we go make some more Could you step away from the bar? A few fries short of a Happy Meal. I have a pen you have a phone number.

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Dumb as a List of Insults

you are as useful as jokes

After all, you have inferiority! You look so sweet your giving me a toothache. It's nice of you to take the blame. Too much yardage between the goal posts. Did you get those pants on sale? Am I in the woods cuz your a fox The only thing I want between our relationship is latex How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent? Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. I've come across decomposing bodies that are less offensive than you are. Are you an aspirin because I'd like to take you every 4 to 6 hours There are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I'd like to mount and take back to my place Excuse me are you hiring? Cause you really turn me on I like my coffee just like I like my women with extra sugar, black, etc You wanna play pool I'll shoot my balls in your holes Hey baby, is your name Daisy? To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

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Dumb as a List of Insults

you are as useful as jokes

Now I have a much lower opinion of you. I told him not to act like a fool. Did someone leave your cage open? May a thorn sit down amongst the roses? Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm. Okay, so that would be a good thing. Hi, I'm an fine art appraiser and your ass is priceless! Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. People would follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you? Are you an alien cause you have just abducted my heart I'd buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the straw Did you wash your clothes in windex? Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

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As much use as...

you are as useful as jokes

In reference to One Hit Wonder Song by Toni Basil Nice pants. The pride of nationalism, however, trumpets its country's virtues and denies its deficiencies, while it is contemptuous toward the virtues of other countries. I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. Find your favorite sections and share them with your family and friends. I wonder who was paid to figure that out? If a blade of grass was sexy, then baby youd be a field. Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation! If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

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Jokes

you are as useful as jokes

Can i get your football jersey what? There aren't enough O's in the word smooth to describe how smooth you are. Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I'm attracted to You. Since she had the same phone number for years, she felt that she had a case to persuade the motel management to change its number. When your mother says she wants the best for you, she's referring to me. Someone from Memphis was calling the motel and asked for a room for the following Tuesday. A flammable fire extinguisher 7.

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Jokes

you are as useful as jokes

A liquorice suspension bridge 50. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. In my next life, I want to be a pig. Here you will find different jokes, riddles, pick up lines and insults. As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. I sure hope you prefer screws cuz I can give you alot! Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Is that the only thing you can do with those lips? Smile if you want to sleep with me then watch the victim try to hold back her smile.

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Sarcastic Quotes

you are as useful as jokes

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. I dropped mine when you walked past. A few peas short of a casserole. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a nice appearance. I don't mind, because you don't matter. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. If you were my deck I would take out the nails and screw you.

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