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Just think how much time you can dedicate getting to know each other by never having to go to a physical bathroom. I once dated a girl who had a cat. That went fairly awful, though I did meet some nice women who played football and not the lingerie kind. I am thinking fat dudes with family money plus money-sucking whores, but I could be wrong. With so many choices, it is sure to have at least one that will meet your approval. I once asked my friend Pat what is the deal with relationships, and she told me something I will never forget. Time to buy a dingy and find my perfect mate.
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