For example, at one point she said, I'm glad you're not drinking, because then if we kissed and you transferred alcohol in your saliva, it might set this baby off. He looked absurd, especially as he was white, blond, chubby and 5'5. He asked me out on Valentine's Day and since that never happens to me I said yes. The Girl Who Just Wanted to Freeload Sure, there are some things you want to know about your potential partner upfront, but one girl made it very clear to that she was just looking for someone to take care of her. That is until my friend gives him my number. When I was in college, some dude in one of my group projects had no concept of personal boundaries.
He looks like he's going to cry at any second. Plus I'm married to a man and always wear my ring. . I pull up a few minutes early, but my dad flies a plane and was going to be flying overhead of the restaurant and I wanted to see him fly over. Aside from that, that's guy's got quite a lot of confidence. Well, these guys and their dates were not so lucky. So he finally gets his car, I'm already like 30 minutes late to work, and he goes, 'Okay I'll call you later' and I just said 'Never talk to me again.
She seemed very nice and somehow we had a good bit in common, other than she was religious while I am not. Motherfucker was peeping under my door looking for me. My eyes nearly fell out of my head. He said it gave him sizeable loads without affecting his mood. When I was 16 I was willing to go on a date with any boy who was willing because I thought I was missing out on the world's greatest secret. You know when you're getting ready for a first date, and you're totally nervous and jittery? See, for a guy, realizing that you are not going to leave and he is going to bang a girl while another one hides under the covers a few feet away is a huge turn-on. While they make it to the bathroom, she said she pulls her pants down before she makes it to the toilet, and shits like a parrot all over the walls.
Decided to meet her at a Starbucks halfway between our homes. Then he told me about his years of psychological and physical abuse by his father, eventually culminating in him being stabbed by his father. Then, to top in off, he starts talking about No Fap. I didn't really know what to say and I tried to make a joke thinking about the least intimate greeting. He drove 35 minutes, and sat through a 90-minute play, for that.
Well on my very first date ever, he didn't bring any money with him. I told my friend about the date and her advice was to 'give him another chance, he's probably nervous'. I jokingly ask if he masturbated today. Awkward The Reddit user noted that the man was a 'nervous wreck' and hardly said anything, and what was even worse was the fact that they both saw their relationships at different levels. Then she turned around and high tailed it out there. When you worry about the million little things that could go wrong and then feel a little silly when none of your concerns turn out to be legitimate? He hadn't done anything wrong, he just wasn't my type and I thought it was the polite thing to do so we go into my place.
I think she sensed my unease, because at one point she asked me how long I had been out and how many girls I had dated. Then he starts going off on major political rants which I'm completely opposed to. He was dressed as Michael Jackson - surgical mask, one glove, tape round his fingers. After dinner she asked me to watch a movie with her at her place and I declined, and said I had to do some studying for law school. On my way home I get a text asking if I'm sure I don't want a kiss.
I tell the guy No thanks and that we didn't have time to hear about it. I was kind of nervous and didn't want to drink because I was on medication but she called me out so I ordered what she ordered. And she lifted up her leg, pulled up her pants, and showed her alcohol monitoring bracelet. Later he texts me, says he enjoyed getting to know me ha and asks about a second date. I didn't welcome him into the bed with me, and he didn't pressure me into doing so.
Met up via Tinder with someone from work who ended up talking about marriage very shortly after we started hooking up. Went back to his place, presumably for sex, and the pillowcases were stained with blood. On the way home I gave him a ride because it was cold out and I'm apparently a bleeding heart he asked me if I would go on a 14-hour road trip that weekend with him which would have been our second date by the way. Turns out there was some soft-core porn before one of the movies I recorded and of course that was the one she chose to watch. Instead of actually acting like a normal person, her date treated her like she was applying for a job…as his girlfriend. Once I finished my meal, we're walking out the restaurant and he tells me he has to use the restroom and so I casually wait for him at the gift shop. By the time I get home, he has deleted me from Tinder.
Some lamented the paucity of conversation, however, a few sound like they simply took a turn for the downright bizarre: Ended up being chased by her cousins and their dog through the woods while trying to get my jeans back on. No cell phones back then, so I was stranded out at the reservoir with a loser who clearly had no respect for me. We sit down and we were both really young at the time I was 18, she was 20 and as a result people kept acting all weird around us since we were young. He took me to a blood bank to donate plasma! Along the same lines, I'm an atheist. We go out that evening and we get to the restaurant. Went on two dates with a guy where conversation was like getting blood from a stone, but I was lonely and lived in a small town.